Forget Ben-Hur. This Video is How You Celebrate Easter
As a rule of thumb, I hate the over-baked aesthetics of Guy Ritchie movies. All the shaky camera work and hyper-stylized freeze frames don’t serve a purpose or suggest any real talent. They’re just a...
View ArticleIf You Do One Thing Today, Make it Voting for Beaker’s “Ode to Joy”
Over Christmas break, my friend Bethany informed me that her brother’s production company was responsible for the totally brilliant Muppet videos that had sprung up on YouTube. I’m not saying that...
View ArticleThe Girl on a Motorcycle‘s Mind-Blowing Ridiculousness Defies Understanding...
After the very sad passing of Jack Cardiff, one of my dearest professors/good friends/fellow lover of bad movies turned me onto a movie that the great cinematographer also directed. This movie is...
View ArticleThere’s a Million Reasons Why Glee is Your New Favorite Show. Here are Just a...
First and foremost, there’s the extended trailer. Without a question, this show is going to be brilliant: LOLOLOL! This is the best, right? RIGHT. Still, if you find yourself needing talking points...
View ArticleWerner Herzog’s Made His Showgirls
This is Werner Herzog: (portrait © Robin Holland) It’s rather safe to say that he’s one of cinema’s indisputable masters. He’s made masterworks like Aguirre, the Wrath of God and Fitzcarldo and...
View ArticleThings That Should Not Exist: This Pillsbury Doughboy Video
Perhaps it’s just me, but the Pillsbury Doughboy is the stuff of nightmares. Like nannerpuss, he’s supposed to sell a product, but instead just creeps the living hell out of me. Don’t get me wrong: I...
View ArticleGabe and Max Make Me Want a Bloomin’ Onion
Maybe I’m carrying twins, or maybe it’s just a tapeworm, but I’ve been craving me some greasy-ass food today like the life of my unborn fake babies depended on it. I’ve got an urge to gulp down...
View ArticleThings That Should Not Exist: This “Slut Barbie” YouTube Video
I can wrap my head around a lot of things. Like this Barbie, for example: Black Canary is a DC superhero, so a Barbie for nerds makes sense, but I’d rather pretend that this is actually an homage to...
View ArticleHollywood: Put This Fan-Made 2012 Trailer in Theaters and You Will Sell All...
It’s still months away, but the excitement continues on: For realsies. Whenever I so much as think about Roland Emmerich’s cinematic masterpiece of 110% visionary CGI craziness that will be 2012, I...
View ArticleInternet, Make (Alternate) Dynasty Happen!
Remember yesterday’s nightmare? How could you forget it? It’s sadly burnt itself into my memory for all eternity. Sweet mercy was it the worst! Fortunately for us, the internet is sorta like...
View ArticleIf You’re a Lost Fan, This Will Make You Pee Your Pants
Lost fans are a rather particular and obsessive cult, but these are rather necessary qualities for a show of such narrative complexity. With all the time-hopping and complicated mythologies and...
View ArticleWe Can All Agree: Gabe Delahaye is a Dreamboat Among Men
In my utter commitment to blabbering on about absolutely nothing of any relevance, I bring you the latest installment of Gabe and Max’s Guide to Man Style, which I stumbled upon over at Videogum:...
View ArticleThis Viral Marketing Campaign Seals the Deal: I Absolutely Must See Obsessed...
It’s no secret that I can’t wait to see Obsessed. I’ve long enjoyed watching Ali Larter since her days in The House on Haunted Hill and Final Destination, and I’m quite serious that I believe this...
View ArticleWhat Do You Get When You Cross Forest Whitaker and a Tranny Prostitute?
Pure comedy gold, that’s what. Powder Blue is totally shaping up to be legendary, y’all. Just check out all this ACTING and DRAMA: Hot damn! Forget the acting (which is totally ridiculous, to be...
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